I'm Just Asking For A Friend

Asking For A Friend

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October 12, 2020 Good Morning Groanies, Happy Monday! I have a question for you: While in a public setting, have you ever had to fart so bad that you couldn't stand up to escape to a more private locale to "unleash the beast"? I'm just asking for a friend. Looking forward to hearing from you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to role my chair to the supply closet for some reason. Groaningly yours, Steve Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

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