| | | | | |  Francis Scialabba | | | The wackiest headlines from the week as they would appear in a "Classifieds" section... ISO FRIEND TO FACETIME AT 40,000 FT: The EU is finalizing plans to allow passengers to use 5G on airplanes, so you'll soon be able to call people on planes there (but don't). ISO MOVIE STARS: America has completely run out of them, according to NYT critic Wesley Morris. Qualifications: look like you were generated by an AI. GUILT REMOVAL: London tattoo removal studio is offering to laser off that Kanye West tattoo you got during the College Dropout era. 100% free. HIRING NARC DOGS: Trained noses needed as Covid-19-related disruptions have caused a shortage of bomb-sniffing dogs in the US. HIRING ARTIST FOR VERY LITTLE $: Are you an illustrator looking to make almost enough to buy a nice mattress? Epic Games, which is expected to bring in $6.27 billion this year, tried to commission an illustration + copyright from an artist for $3,000. WORK SLUMBER PARTY TONIGHT!!! Sleep in some conference rooms at Twitter HQ, which Elon Musk has converted into dorms, basically. The "perk" is part of the company's new commitment to destroy work–life balance once and for all. LOOKING TO GET SPICY: McCormick (known for red pop-tops and celery salt) named its first-ever flavor of the year: Vietnamese x Cajun Style Seasoning. PEOPLE COUNTERS WANTED: Because Papua New Guinea doesn't know how many people it has. The official count is 9.4 million, but a new report found it could actually be around 17 million. The prime minister guessed 11 million. MOZZ MISSING: TGI Friday's-branded "Mozzarella Sticks" snacks actually contain no mozzarella, only cheddar, a woman filing a lawsuit claimed. Mozz last seen on caprese salad.—MM, NF, AR | | | | | | | TASS via ZUMA Months of tense negotiations led to this dramatic moment on an airport tarmac in the UAE. WNBA star Brittney Griner (in the red coat) is seen about to walk past Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout (guy with manila envelope) after the US and Russia agreed to a 1–1 prisoner swap. The scene was captured in a video released by Russian state media. | | | Dexter's Laboratory/Warner Bros. Domestic Television via Giphy Here are some illuminating scientific discoveries from the week to help you live better and maybe even dodge a cold.  Your mom was right. Going out in the cold can make you sick. A new study found the reason we're more susceptible to germs in winter is that the frosty air weakens your nose's immune response. Turning down your nasal temperature by just nine degrees Fahrenheit kills almost half of the billions of cells that fight viruses and bacteria in your nostrils.
 What the %$#!*@? Turns out you don't need to speak English to understand most of what they're saying in Pulp Fiction. New research shows swearwords tend to have similar sounds—no matter what language you're swearing in. Even across different language families, the sounds made by the letters l, r, w, and y, known to linguists as approximants, rarely feature in cuss words. Our brains recognize this pattern enough that when researchers asked speakers of several different languages to guess which word in a pair of nonsense words that differed by just one sound was a curse, they rarely picked the one with an approximant.
 Some really, really old DNA got discovered. There's beating a record, and then there's beating a record by a million years—like the scientists who recently managed to collect the oldest DNA ever found. They extracted 2-million-year-old DNA from Ice Age sediment in Greenland, finding fragments from 135 different species, including the mastodon, a creature never before known to have lived in the area. Their findings provide a snapshot of the prehistoric ecosystem, revealing that what is now a polar desert was once full of vegetation and varied animal life. The researchers hope their findings can shed light on both the evolutionary past and the possible impact of climate change on the future.—AR
| | | Prisma AI From Chance the Rapper to the random dude you drunkenly talked to at a concert, seemingly everyone has taken to Instagram to flash their AI-created portraits. The souped-up selfies come from photo-editing app Lensa AI through its "Magic Avatars" feature that generates original images of users' likeness rendered in various artistic styles. Lensa acts as an intermediate between Stable Diffusion, the open-source AI tool that powers it, and the portrait subject. After paying $3.99 to use the feature, you upload 10–20 selfies and Lensa spits out 50 stylized portraits that look like they're the work of an eclectic digital artist collective. You're not alone in seeing it everywhere: The appeal of visualizing one's anime, sci-fi, or fairy princess alter-ego landed Lensa at the top of the charts among free apps in the Apple and Google app stores soon after the Magic Avatars feature launched late last month. But while Lensa might be a great source of eye-catching material for an artsy dating profile, many observers are unsettled by the implications of its rise. So let's ruin the fun and take a peek into the Pandora's box of ethical murkiness that comes with new technology. Who's not impressed by your new profile pic? Artists: Many digital artists and copyright holders say they're not being credited or reimbursed for their artwork, which is being used to train the AI model that the company behind Lensa, Prisma Labs, is monetizing. Artist Lauryn Ipsum pointed to what she says are frequent instances where fragments of artists' signatures are visible in the digital avatars. She tweeted her frustration at the fact that "people are still trying to argue it isn't theft." Others worry about how automated art generators might devalue their skills as visual creators (similar to how certain newsletter writers are made uneasy by the writing talent of OpenAI's new chatbot). Privacy advocates: Some users expressed privacy concerns about how Lensa uses their photos and personal data. Prisma says it deletes your selfies after they're turned into avatars, but it uses them to train its neural networks and reserves the right to use personal data to improve the product. Ethicists: All it takes to use Lensa for sexually predatory purposes is a few photos of the victim. Unlike human artists, the app can't tell right from wrong and can be easily tricked into churning out erotic stylizations of whatever images it gets fed. Technology researcher Olivia Snow went as far as using her own childhood photos to demonstrate that Lensa has no qualms about sexualizing images of children. What's next? Some creators have called for a boycott of Lensa, urging people to hire an old-school, flesh-and-blood artist for their next round of stylized selfies. But now that AI art tools exist, they aren't going away and we'll have to learn how to navigate the presence of paintbrush-wielding machines in our lives.—SK | | | | | | Personal trainer in your pocket. It's easy to be intimidated by the gym, especially when you're a newbie or a bit rusty. The FitnessAI app uses—you guessed it—AI to build workouts specifically for you, and teaches you how to do each exercise to crush each + every workout. Show leg day who's boss and take 40% off your yearly subscription here. | | | | | | | | Roy Rochlin/Getty Images It's a big world out there. In this section, we'll teleport you to an interesting location—and hopefully give you travel ideas in the process. New York City is a magical place to visit during the holiday season…until you're shoved into freezing curbside slush by a pair of Salvation Army Santas fighting over territory. The city is aiming to give pedestrians a little more breathing room this December. On three Sundays between noon and 6pm, including today, Fifth Avenue from 48th to 57th street will be closed to vehicular traffic, allowing people to enjoy the holiday decorations and window-shop at the luxury stores without having to dodge cabs like Frogger. Blocking off streets for pedestrians-only was a big trend during the height of the pandemic, when few people were driving anyway. And some of those closures have become permanent: Cars have been completely banned from Beach Drive in DC's Rock Creek Park and JFK Drive in SF's Golden Gate Park.—NF | | | Last Sunday we asked readers: If you could go back in time to before FTX's implosion, knowing what you know now…how would you make the most money possible out of the situation? Our favorite responses: 1. "Claim you're the business-oriented ghost of Christmas Future, take SBF out to show him the collapse of FTX, then say it's inevitable, and that he should short his own company, and for telling him you should get a 50–50 split on the profit."—Joe H. from London 2. "Become a writer for The Simpsons and 'predict' the crash a few years before. Then start a Simpsons prediction podcast talking about all the correct predictions that were written and profit off ad money."—Haley from Chicago 3. "Steal a hair from SBF, clone him, and then have the new SBF bail out the old one. Rinse, repeat."—Anonymous 4. "I'd feed donuts to Sam until he explodes and money goes everywhere. Then I'd take the money."—Simon S. from NC This week's question You're put in charge of the World Cup in 2026. What's one change you'd implement in order to make it more exciting for people who don't care about soccer? 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