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When he wouldn't comply, Arredondo asked everyone else in the shop to leave. As people began to file out of the shop, they noticed the former employee becoming upset and aggressive.    Witnesses say they barely left the shop before they heard three gunshots. Here's what happened next, and why Arredondo is now facing murder charges. Read More Passengers mistakenly drive a rental car across runways Source: WPLG Two travelers who arrived at a South Florida airport made a risky error as they deplaned.   A father and son arrived in a private aircraft at Palm Beach International Airport's Atlantic Aviation, where their rental car was waiting for them on the tarmac. Instead of leaving the airport, they turned in the wrong direction and drove on multiple runways.   The two were eventually let go for the mistake, and no one was hurt. Read More What If You Could Pick Stocks With A 97% Accuracy Rate? 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Ingrid Durr claimed she arrived at Milwaukee's Chosen Generation Outreach Ministry to prepare for Thursday evening's services when she discovered traces of a break-in. The pastor solicited the aid of several neighbors to evict the furry intruder, but the animal had damaged her office and disturbed ceiling tiles. Thursday night's services were canceled while the church was cleaned up and a team was dispatched to ensure that the raccoon had no buddies left in the facility. Read More WATCH NOW Want to catch momentum trades MORE often? This is the trick... 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